Cleaning out the Cobwebs

2019, 10 minutes

If a 1970's porn actor was struggling to find work.

Like many, Steven Long is sadly out of work. This is a frequent occurrence for Steven. The problem is, he just can't seem to fit in with society. He really tries. Or at least thinks he does. The problem is, people just feel so distant when he's stuck behind a checkout. After visiting the Job Centre, he manages to get a job as a Repair Handyman. Though all does not end well. Apparently a "mis-understanding" led to him being fired. Not to worry though, as his resourceful Job Agent convinces the company to give him one more chance. On this occasion however, it is Mr. Long who quits. It seems he has met his match in the form of a seductive pensioner... By this point his Job Agent is finally at the end of her tether. She has been seeing Steven for years and no longer wants to play nice. She puts his name forward for the only job he might be suited for. Steven is delighted. What he doesn't realise is that he's just signed up for a Gay-for-Pay video shoot and he's about to be destroyed by Zeus himself. When he finally realises, he passes out on the spot.

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