2017, 80 minutes
East Enders meets Reservoir Dogs...with kebabs
Guns-for-hire Jack Diamond and Austin Blake are tasked with retrieving a valuable package from their boss's rivals. Will their attempts to obtain it through non-violent means lead to something Ghandi himself would be proud of? Will this time-consuming task affect Jack's burgeoning career as a director? And how does it all link in with the blossoming romance between an escort agency's madame and a fresh-faced young stallion?