2010, 6 minutes
Two under qualified thieves botch a job; spectacularly
Two working class thieves scope out the miserable beings that inhabit the greasy northern cafe they plan to rob. Not content with the till, armed with a nail gun and a pair of antique blades, they plan to take everybody out from the chef to the old couple in the corner adding them to a growing list of victims caught up in their violent crime spree. Only problem is what little brains they have, they left in their other trousers(jimmy especially) and where there should be muscle, there's a few dry bread sticks. In a cathartic climax, Jimmy's stupidity costs them more than the till and a pair of old pro's show the rookies how its done.