Joey Bones

  • Actor
    Male / London
  • Ethnicity
    Caucasian
    Age Range
    28 - 38
    Height
    6' 3" (1m 91cm)
    Weight
    13st. 1lb (83kg)
    Hair Colour
    Black
    Eye Colour
    Black
    Build
    Slim

Reviews

YearReviewPublication
2016Fabulous bursts of humour from Joey Bartram as Calvinu and his Four Waiters who is an exceptional comedy actor.
The Bardette
thebardette.co.uk
2016The performance of the evening must go to Joey Bartram... a joy to watch.
Paul Ackroyd, Remote Goat
remotegoat.com
2016The pièce de résistance is Joey Bartram’s epic turn... The side-splitting Bartram excels... I’ve never laughed so much.
Anne Cox, Stage Review
stagereview.co.uk
2015A convincing and touching performance... humbling, touchingly and above all else powerfully performed.
ScotsGay
sgfringe.com
2015Saul (strongly played by Joey Bartram)
TV Bomb
tvbomb.co.uk
2015The play’s shining glory is the complex relationship between Rich and Saul
Three Weeks
threeweeks.co.uk
2015Superbly convincing... successfully capture the highs and lows of their complex love affair.
Broadway Baby
broadwaybaby.com
2015Especially the two leads, Blake Kubena and Joey Bartram, are exceptional... they bring out the script's pathos eloquently.
The List
edinburghfestival.list.co.uk
2015Non-stop laughter and boasts loads of wonderful little moments which highlight... the writer Joey Bartram's... attention to detail
Broadway Baby
broadwaybaby.com
2015Joey Bartram as Ajani’s carousing and cocky boyfriend, Shaun, is so good at being a self-absorbed d*ckhead
Grumpy Gay Critic
grumpygaycritic.co.uk
2015There are enthusiastic performances all around, with stand outs from Joey Bartram
The Theatre Tourist
thetheatretourist.co.uk
2015Joey Bartram was brilliantly cast. He summoned up the right balance of sleaze and vulnerability for his role
West End Wilma
westendwilma.com

Credits

YearRole / TypeName of Production / DirectorCompany / Venue
2019Peter the Great
TV
Private Lives
Bruce Burgess
Like A Shot Entertainment
Yesterday
2019Lead Performer
Theatre
Forest Uprising
David Rosenberg
Block9
2019Customer
Commercial
Amazon Prime
Fred Rowson
Blink Productions
2018Augustus Standing
Theatre
Stand and Deliver
Peter Taylor
Tobacco Tea Theatre Company
C-Venues
2018Captain Awesome
TV
On Order and Away
Richard Perry
Perry Pictures
2018Augustus Standing
Theatre
Stand and Deliver
Peter Taylor
Tobacco Tea Theatre Company
Alma Tavern
2017Dr Chasuble/Lane/Merriman
Theatre
The Importance of Being Earnest
Scott Le Crass
Pleasure Dome Theatre Company
2017Carver Doone
Theatre
Lorna Doone
Scott Le Crass
Pleasure Dome Theatre Company
2016 - 2017Sherlock Holmes
Theatre
The Hound of the Baskervilles
Kate Bannister
The Jack Studio Theatre
The Brockley Jack Studio Theatre
2017Captain Awesome
TV
On Order and Away
Richard Perry
Perry Pictures
2016Calvinu/The Waiters
Theatre
Time of My Life
David Lucas
Rare Insight Productions
The Brockley Jack Studio Theatre
2016Cain
Theatre
Cain
Jesse Haughton-Shaw
Blue Guitar
The Hope Theatre
2016Compere
Theatre
Shit-Faced Showtime: Pirates of PenzanceMagnificent Bastard
London Wonderground
2016Tybalt/McDuff/Lysander
Film (Short)
Shit-Faced Shakespeare: Shit-Faced ShortsMagnificent Bastard Productions
2016Lead
Commercial
Le Trefle
Vincent Lobelle
Insurrection
2016Tap/Tony Stabs
Theatre
Johnny Shot and the Case of the Missing Tibbles
Nick Bulleid and John Davis
Doctor Doctor
Canal Café Theatre
2015Calvinu/The Waiters
Theatre
Time of My Life
Law Ballard
Upstanding Productions
The Tabard Theatre
2015Saul
Theatre
As Is
Milla Jackson
Mice on a Beam
Bedlam Theatre
2015Vet
Commercial
WestJet
Big Red Button
Moxie Pictures
2015Dean/Dee-Licious
Film (Short)
Lipstick on the Collar
Piotr Barczak
Lipstick Productions
2015Shaun
Theatre
Face to Face
Niall Phillips
Lonesome Schoolboy Productions
The Drayton Theatre
2015Robin/The Narrator
Theatre
Are You Awake?
Jesse Cooper
StoryKeepers Theatre Company
The Bread & Roses
2015Jean-Pierre: V.P. Marketing
Commercial
Cannes Promo
Mike Oughton
Cannes Lions
2015Mmbop Hansen
Musical
Stand and Deliver!
Ella Marchment
No Fear of Thalia
The King's Head Theatre
2015Mikhail Averyanich
Theatre
Ward 6
Victor Sobchak
The Theatre Collection
The Lord Stanley Theatre
2015Patient
Music Video
Enter Shikari / Anaesthetist
Mike Tyler
Burning Reel Productions
2014Chris
Film (Short)
Exit 13
John McGinty/Riyadh Haque
Slam Screen Media
2014Tony Stabs
Theatre
Johnny Shot and the Case of the Missing TibblesDoctor Doctor
2014Bill
Theatre
William S. Burroughs: What's With the Serum?
Henry Bennett/Joey Bartram
Anatum's Abode
2014Molloy/Malone
Theatre
Samuel Beckett: Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better.
Henry Bennett/Joey Bartram
Anatum's Abode
2013Trevor
Film (Short)
Zombie Beta Version One
Michael Bray
Arts Ed
2013Brief Interview #11
Theatre
Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
Andy Holden & David Conroy
Intsitute of Contemporary Arts
2013Max Bailey
Film (Short)
Footballers
Michael Bray
Arts Ed
2013Tony Jones
Theatre
Promise
Cressida Brown
Arts Ed
2013Roger
Theatre
Captain Alan of Canary WharfThe Spider Blues
2013Doctor/Bailiff/Jailer/Gay Man
Theatre
Machinal
Ria Parry
Arts Ed
  • Education

    YearQualificationWhere
    20133 yr. ActingArts Educational School. London

    About me

    London-based, Bristol-born actor, stand up comedian and writer.

    "The pièce de résistance is Joey's epic turn... side-splitting... excels... I’ve never laughed so much.” ***** - The Stage Review

    "Non-stop laughs" - Broadway Baby

    "An exceptional comedy actor." - The Bardette

    “The performance of the evening... a joy to watch.” - RemoteGoat

    "Joey's intelligent characterisation acts as much needed light relief and a brilliant display of stage presence." - Smiths Magazine

    "Very funny and extremely well executed." - BritishTheatre.com

  • Skills

    Skin Colour
    • White
    Accents (International)
    • Australian
    • German
    • Italian
    Experienced In
    • Comedy
    • Commercials
    • Corporate
    • Film (Student)
    • Music Videos
    • Presenting
    • Rehearsed Readings
    • Theatre (Fringe)
    • Theatre (Professional)
    • Theatre (Touring)
    • TIE/TYA
    • TV
    Interested in
    • Comedy
    • Commercials
    • Corporate
    • Film (Professional)
    • Film (Student)
    • Improvisation
    • Panto
    • Radio
    • Teaching Theatre
    • Theatre (Fringe)
    • Theatre (Professional)
    • Theatre (Touring)
    • TV
    • Voice Over
    Accents (UK)
    • Bristol
    • English, standard
    • Estuary English
    • London
    • Manchester
    • Northern England
    • Northern Working Class
    • RP
    • Southern England
    • West Country
    Accents (North American)
    • General American
    Hair Length
    • Short
    Specific Singing Skills
    • Baritone
    Perform nude?
    • Yes
    Stage Combat Skills
    • Yes
    Facial Characteristics
    • Beard
    Native accent
    • English
    DBS checked
    • Yes
    Character Types
    • Intellectual
    • Posh
    • Professional
    • Scruffy
    • Villainous