I'm creating a new piece based around chat up lines/techniques/experiences, and I'd like everyone's help.
What's the best and worse chat up lines you've heard, or said? Best and worse experiences? Embarrassing stories? Most successful techniques? Every been speed dating?
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I love those two.
The only I remember is the one my husband used 'God, your arse looks great in that dress'!!!
It obviously worked though, we've been together 9 years and celebrate our 5th wedding anniversary next thursday.
Jonathan - I want to answer you with the phrase that naturally and innocently comes to mind, but fear the consequences of the responses it would get. ;o) The date went well, had a hangover the next day, wanted some sympathy from the potential new guy. Got that. Was there a date no 2? No!
Which reminds me of the old joke about the couple in bed together:
Her: Shall we try the missionary position?
Him: What's that?
Her: It's where I lie here in bed, and you f**k off to Africa!
Can't help with the general tenor of the thread, I'm afraid: it's been such a long time since I've been on a date that all my chat up lines are in Latin.
I don't recall ever knowingly having been chatted up, in fact. I'm notoriously useless at noticing anything approaching a tell-tale sign. Of course, inevitably I'm haplessly devoid of the chat-up "knack" too, and the Walk of Shame has been traversed on many an inglorious occasion too. What a winning comination!
That's rather a charming story! It always helps, of course, that the would-be object of one's affections fancies you in the first place. If he/she does, then you could probably get away talking utter drivel, they would still say "Yes" (depending upon the question, of course!).
right i have a few (these are mainly from my nights out at uni):
did it hurt when you fell? From Heaven that is.
my phone is broken can you try ringing it for me?
my crouch has never felt as tight as it does around you.
Do you want a night with me and my friend durex?
Do you want to dance the horizontal tango later tonight?
I have every type of lube on the planet including blackcurrent.
I don't want to feel you up I want to tingle you up!
my god your hot, do you want to realease some of that energy with me?
fancy a shag?
Is that a padded bra? If it isn't then damn you have nice boobs!
guy: do you know what my favorite position?
me: no, but I can tell you want mine is
guy: what's that the missionary, you look like a women you likes to be dominated ( guy grabs me one hand around my waiste and the starts to try and finger me)
me: nope one where your not there.
then I am moving away from the bar back to my friends with drinks
guy: I love red head there so fiery! let me help you carry those drinks you might burn them up your so hot!
me: no thanks!
If I remember any more I will let you know
32 years ago....eeek....I went up to a couple who were having a slow dance. I said to the guy: Can I dance with you? He looked at me: ...and said NO! I then pushed in and said to the girl he was dancing with: Ok...well I'll have to dance with you then!
We danced.....and this year we celebrated 27 years of marriage!
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