Chat Up Lines
I'm creating a new piece based around chat up lines/techniques/experiences, and I'd like everyone's help.
What's the best and worse chat up lines you've heard, or said? Best and worse experiences? Embarrassing stories? Most successful techniques? Every been speed dating?
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Mary
remembered it!
"if I were to toss a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
terrible I know, I know....
....Off the wall one's like;
'The last time I saw a girl like you I
was asleep'!
"This face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it!"
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One classic that I heard a good friend of mine use once while training was "Can I smell your gash?" to which the girl obviously replied "NO, F*** OFF".....quick as a flash....he then replied "Oh ok, well it must be your a***hole then!!" SHOCKING!
another classic is to walk up to a girl at a bar (if she has no drink, you buy her a fake one, if she does you continue to the next stage). Once she has/if she has a drink, you take it off her and drop it on the floor! To which you then say "Oh am I so sorry, but now that has broken the ice, can I buy you a drink"
Nothing to add, but I'm loving this thread!
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I've heard a good one:
'Apparently they're thinking of changing the alphabet, they want to put U and I together.' Am here all week.
Which reminds me of the Chinese couple in bed together.
He: Fancy a bit of 69?
She: F**k off, I'm not cooking at this time of night.
I am also here all week.
Hx
I won't need to write a script at this rate, just get them to read CCP
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Do you wanna go "two's on a bastard"
HAHAHAHA that bastard one is immense
"you look very familiar , haven't i seen you on casting call pro?" !!!
x
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the word for today is legs....now meet me outside and spread the word!!
During my pretentious pre drama school days when I actually had some money I used to say either 'Where did you go for growing lessons?' or 'You know me don't you?' depending on the presumed intelligence of the recipient!
My extreme old age makes it easier to use genuine conversation...standing in the cold...outside some pub...cigarette in hand!
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i've had a fair few encounters with the chat up line monsters, here are a few that i remember....
'I like your jacket, would look nicer on my bedroom floor'
'Do you like ginger guys?'
'Hey don't I know you?' (suprising how many people you have obviously never met in your life use that one as an excuse to talk to you lol)
'You're in a band you must be easy!'
other night i was out with a friend for lunch, and the chef of the place we were kept dancing in front of us or pulling faces.....i'm assuming that was his way of breaking the ice lol
...that's alreday been done that ..'Haven't I seen you on CCP...or was it the social'?
Fatal malfunction in the delivery technology was suspected causing a 'crashed n'burned' result !
I don't really get on with my leading ladies!
'POLE'
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I did once (In a bar in New York on St Patrick's day) ask a girl "Do you have any English in you? When she replied no, I said: "Would you like some?"
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