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thats right folks, I am putting forward an idea that maybe part of this site could add dating to it.
the reason
who know actors better than other actors
and yes I am putting myself up and forward to say I am single , I am looking for Miss right or as close as we can get because
life is to short to go through the chase the list of many , many women
so come on lets have your thoughts on this suject
have i gone to far? i am some sort of nut?

Editorial Comment We'd prefer to keep dating from table and for CCP to be a professional site for actors. That said, the networking side really seems to be taking off and the green room's buzzing. We'll look into doing another social event (we had our first one just before Christmas, which was very popular... if somewhat crowded!).

As it happens, we do run a dating site: SnogLondon.com and any members of CCP are welcome to join, create a profile and we'll give you free membership.

Sample Profile

You're also welcome to pass this offer on to non-CCP members: www.snoglondon.com/valentine

Not in London? Try Snogtheuk.com

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Well, it's all kicking off in here.

Greg has just proved that all the good looking single guys in the world are gay, Abbey just put an order in at Battersea Dogs Home for eight more cats, and Rebecca is no doubt thinking about something naughty to say.

This is so much more fun than real life. I think I'm going to move to cyberspace.

:)


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After all of this rampanticity I would be far too scared to attend any CCP event, knowing that there would not only be people looking for love but fairy godmothers trying to set us all up!


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Here is some sound advice for single guys :

Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

Hope that helps :o)


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hey. Enough about only gay guys being good looking. Totally unqualified and unproven sweeping generalisation there!

I'm got a good friend who could certainly pass as vaguely attractive!! ;)


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Mike


That's a very good point. The moment people think you are attached, you immediately become attractive to all and sundry.

People often see singles as 'damaged' - "if nobody else wants him, I don't want him either."

Therefore, pretend you have a loving, faithful marriage and they will come flocking.

Cut out pictures in magazines, and show them to perfect strangers on the Tube: "this is my wife," (insert photo of Kim Basinger), "these are my kids," (insert random photos of smiling happy kids from toothpaste adverts) "and these are my in-laws" (insert picture of George and Barbara Bush on a golf course).

They won't be able to keep their hands off you, you'll have to get off at the next stop, and book into a Travellodge.

That's how I got my current partner - although they were pretty annoyed when they realised I wasn't in any way related to the Bush's.

Am I a bad person?


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MUzz: Sorry, yes, there are SOME good looking straight guys. I met one once, back in 1987. He was quite a looker.

(INSERT EVIL SMILIE)


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Stuart, I think I may be a little bit in love with you. Is that wrong?


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Well Mark you have certainly started something here, I think the next CCP Networking event will be packed out! I couldn't make the first one but I think the next one could be good fun! This posting has defiantly brought people closer together and I am having fun watching it develop, thought I should stick my two pennies worth in again! Lol!!


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It's perfectly understandable.

And there are ways of getting over it:

Become a member of the Conservative Party

Take up Pilates

Take a Bunny Rabbit into the Body Shop and squirt Peppermint Foot Scrub into its eyes 'to make sure it's safe to use on humans.'

Join Snog London

Hope this helps! If not, see you at the next CCP networking event...

LOL


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oh stuart what are you like.

:)

I agree an event would be an excellent idea!


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Goodness I have missed a few threades here!! ... nice to see I wasn;t the only one going a bit carry on with the up the ailse comment mike!! and Stuart I'm always thinking of something naughty to say!!.
:)

God I even forgot I wrote that comment... a large pinot grigio at lunch time seemed like an idea!

I'm off now to see who else I have embaressed myself on other sites!! :P


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What am I like?

The first bite of a strawberry cheescake

The first bluebell of spring

The tentative chirping of a Robin in the dawn chorus

That bit in Rocky where he says 'I love you Laura'

The wet nose of a faithful Labrador

That bit in Phantom of the Opera when the staircase comes out

I'm like all those things. But strangely different too, in many ways.

Gurk. Now suffering from simile poisoning.


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"I love you Laura"?


Mark.


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you forgot the magic of a baby's laughter


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Or something like that...

I've never actually seen the film. I don't like violence, especially in cartoons.

Don't you all remember my one-man protest outside 'Bambi' in the late 50s?


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you guys!! stop already, its tooo funny reading this thread, i keep coming back (mainly because my email has like 21 mails telling me someone has responded!) hehehe

i hate missing things! lol

now i must go do some real work, ill catch up where i left off tomorrow no doubt there will be a whole extra 1o pages of threads by then!! haha

xx

ps i disagree bout the gay guys only being good looking! although i lose track of the number of times ive been crazy about someone totally not realising they are gay not straight :-( but girls, they doooooooooo exist!! have faith hehehe


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Oh my god...

Its been a long 24 hours...

After my car broke down yesterday I spent my day on the phone and walking to and from garages, only to return here today to see that this thread is bigger than celebrity ice dancing. Get a few actors (dunno where to find them from though) to read it out, slap it in at prime time on channel 4 (with updates on E4), employ Davina McCall and hey presto - "dating" turns into the next big thing - we're sitting on a gold mine here people.


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Lewis...C4 show?you may have something there.......Hmm....let's start planning the celeb version right now!lol!


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It just occurred to me: reading an actor's CV is all very well, but WHO ARE THEY?

What makes them tick?

We could use this thread to find out more about each other. Not for the purposes of dating, or even some bizarre Internet-based stalking scenario, but to really, truly bond.

So: what makes you tick? Are you the sort of person who snorts in disbelief when someone quotes the old adage 'Red and Green Should Never Be Seen,' or do you nod your head in amazed agreement?

Do you think that Reality TV has run its course? Do you think there are too many real TVs on reality TV? Do you like Marmite - or do you think it is the scrapings from the Devil's bottom?

I'll go first!!

I was born in the late 30s to a well-to-do family. My parents were disappointed, as they'd hoped for a child, but my natural ability to bring laughter and happiness to an otherwise brutal and unforgiving world endeared me to my doting mother and father who eventually stopped writing 'return to sender' on my head in biro.

After an unfortunate 'plane crash in which we found ourselves living in a tree house in the jungle, my parents eventually died from lack of makeover programmes, and I was brought up by Apes.

When my ape-mother was shot by a hunter, I managed to escape and lived for several years with only a talking rabbit as my companion. When the rabbit was captured by an Evil Animal Testing Company, I hooked up with a blue bear and a panther that sounded like Leslie Philips. I lived happily with my companions until one day, at the water hole, where I spied a dusky maiden with a head shaped like an enormous flower pot. We fell in love, and now live in Swindon with four cats, a python and a rabbit with a 40-a-day Benson and Hedges habit.

We mad the panther into a fabulous fur coat and the bear now presents Top Gear.


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funny , thats is very funny (i laugthed out loud)


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