ENCOURAGING WORD FOR THE WEEK

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you (Kurt)

• 17 years ago
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.

• 17 years ago
• 2

No intelligent, constructive comments, please...

• 17 years ago
• 3

let's all have a nice sit down.. ;)
Lx

• 17 years ago
• 4

Life's a bitch then you die

• 17 years ago
• 5

'NEXT!!!!'...
'WHY?'...
'YOU'RE TOO TALL!'...
'I'M GLAD YOU DON'T WANT ME'...
'WHY?'...
'YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T READ!'....

• 17 years ago
• 6

"If quizzes are quizical, what are Tests?"

• 17 years ago
• 7

Those that fear the darkness have not seen the light

• 17 years ago
• 8

"Drinks are on the House!"

• 17 years ago
• 9

Those that do not fear the darkness have not seen the darkness...

• 17 years ago
• 10

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia...we know where you live and are out to get you...

mwa ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! (screams- kitch organ music)

• 17 years ago
• 11

'just enjoy it!'
the last desperate words of director on opening night of doomed production...

• 17 years ago
• 12

Is my acting interrupting your talking?

• 17 years ago
• 13

"We all make mistakes!" as the Dalek said climbing off the dustbin.

• 17 years ago
• 14

If at first you don't succeed...... Give up!

• 17 years ago
• 15

Remember, when one door closes another shuts in your face

• 17 years ago
• 16

Look after the pennies and...

you'll still have f#£k all.

• 17 years ago
• 17

You NAUGHTY girl...

Go straight to my room.

• 17 years ago
• 18

Laugh and the world laughs with you;

Cry and..... Where's everyone gone!?

• 17 years ago
• 19

if it looks like s##t, smells of s##t,
it probably IS s##t

• 17 years ago
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