Funny stories like ur worst audition

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    we all have to laugh at our selfs so i thought it would be fun ok ill start you off when i was aboult 12 i went to a casting held at sylvia youngs school it was a gangster tv movie bbc suddenly all these hodies rushed the place nicking computors bags the works i said wow that looked so real and started clapping only to be told they were robbers off the local estate lol sorry syvia who by the way is a top lady how many funny things happen to you guysoh yeah once i had to kill a child in murder in mind the director grabbed the stick and said no bring it down really hard and smacked the kid on thhe head for real lol micky spreading the lovxx

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    check this out they made me false teeeth when my baby toofell out during filming it was so funny i sat in harley st uk having a mould i go back a week later he puts false teeth in i look like a shop dummy the top dentist says sir would you like to try the spare ive gone no sir these will do nicly haha still got teeth laughed all the way to bank mickey spreading the lov come on ppl its good to laugh at ur self x

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Kat Kumar

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    Hey Micky!

    WELL... One of the first auditions I did after graduating last July was for a feature film called 'Playing Away' and it involved being thrown into a situation where all auditionees had to improvise. After a while some guy barged into the room and started pushing about this other guy and they were sort of fighting and I was pretty much in the wrong place at the wrong time and got the full force of the new arrival's elbow right in the nose!

    Yes, there were tears, but as I was sitting to the side getting a drink (I was told to have a drink of fizz pop, apparently it has healing properties) the new guy who started the fight came into the room and I took the opportunity to talk to him and then when I jumped back into the audition (good job I'm a karate girl) I was the only person he listened to!

    Good news was, I was offered a role! Bad news is, after 5 or so texts I sent asking what was going on I gave up trying and haven't heard from them since.

    Oh well. At least I know I was good enough to cast! It was pretty much an open casting and they were pulling people in off the street so I can't complain really.

    And my nose did stop hurting eventually.

    Cat -x-

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Melissa Hartzel

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    I was once auditioning for the role of the main girl in an advert but when I got there the minute they saw me I could tell they didn't like me or the way I look and they asked me to stand in the back of the scene we were acting out, basically in the background as an extra and not playing the part of the main girl. After the scene they pointed at me and snootily said 'can you take your shoes off, you are too tall and getting in the way', then at the end of the audition they said to the other actors in the room 'you, you and you can stay' then they pointed at me and said 'you, thank you very much'. It was horrid, for someone quite tall I felt the size of an ant!

    • 28th Mar 2011
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    hey cat your a karate expert! Shoot i better watch what i say i cant fight for toffee i just run hey that story was really funny its so cool we can laugh at our selfs its karma there loss when you make your mark in thi biz they will say darn thats the girl we should of cast karma the project flopped lovin ur honesty mickey spreading the lov x

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Kat Kumar

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    Aww Melissa that sucks! Did they ask you to audition?

    One audition I went to was for a panto and I was surrounded by tall skinny blonde girls, but didn't let that bother me because I thought, they must have called me in for a reason! They ended up asking me 20 questions about my agent and then lost interest as soon as I told them I didn't live in London.

    It's all 'experience'.

    Cat -x-

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Kat Kumar

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    I'm a nice karate girl Micky, don't worry! Heehee ^_^

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    lovin ur honesty keeping it real

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Melissa Hartzel

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    Yes, that was one they asked me in for!

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    mellissa i think the green eyed monster played a part your height is a bonus in movies and you would outshine the product too beautifull the film ppl will love you great story lovin your honesty to have a laugh massive respect karma you will be lucky this year for sure micky spreading the lov

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Kat Kumar

    Actor

    And they didn't even give you a chance?

    Forget them.

    Think of Haribo.

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    • 28th Mar 2011
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    once on a recall we had to get out of building cos fire alarm went off these guys came and told me hey mate you better call ur agent as todays cancelled i thought oh well when i got home my agent was going mental she said i walked out??? Blimey now i check if other actors are telling truth haha i got my revenge well i think it was karma i got the wii advert aan the lady said who i felt i worked with out of two guys guess who one was yep that dork who told me recall was over so duh karma he lost out on 12 grand two days in paris karma rules if kindness is a crime shoot me micky spreading the lovps cat how can a karate expert b kind????? Lolx

    • 28th Mar 2011
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  • Kat Kumar

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    I'm kind because I am :) AND I'm more of a danger to myself than other people. For example, I just whacked my elbow against my bed side table.

    Oh, and I'm scared about hurting people. I'm a pansy black belt...

    Cat -x-

    • 28th Mar 2011
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    cat we have to get u on telly send a tape to avelon ill find some contacts for you i have to go to usa should of been today but waiting on a crew member ill pm you the details have a great 2011 u got star quality u make me laugh out loud and im only reading i think ur funny but cat being friends withy mickey isnt that pushng my lucklol keep spreading the lov and i lov your ennergy its soo up today massive respect to ur raw talent micky spreading lovx

    • 28th Mar 2011
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    hi mellissa that was sooo funny you were too beautiful some times in adverts you cant outshine the baked beans there selling im your average joe i made over 30 adverts since age 6 in usa the buy out is massive but what a snotty cow telling you to take ur shoes of im afraid with ur face your better off in movies sometims in adverts the client has to choose and girls can be bitchy brad pitts woman really went through hell cos like you shes tall and beautifull i thankyou for your honesty and having the b...lls to laugh at it your a cool lady your going get loads of work heres to a lucky year for you remember think lucky and you will be lucky mickey spreading the lov

    • 29th Mar 2011
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  • Mark Joseph

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    Cat, what style do you study? I used to teach Shotokan.

    M.

    • 29th Mar 2011
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    Well I went for an audition for a Cruise Ship and I had everything prepared and I was really confident about my songs. I was called into the room, the pianist opened the door and I clearly did not see the step and went flying into the pianist's arms! Well, I didn't get that audition but I made them laugh. Hahaha!

    • 29th Mar 2011
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  • Kat Kumar

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    Ohh! OSU fellow karate person! I did Seiki Juku :) I'll PM you!

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    • 29th Mar 2011
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    I turned up to a casting, there was a sign on the door simply stating, 'Auditionees, wait here, someone will be down to collect you.'

    No one else was there.... I waited... I waited some more.... an hour and a half goes by, I decided to call my agent just to see if she had contact details for the CD..... her response....'Ollie, you are a week early darling!'

    Aaah, that explains it then.

    oops.

    Ollie

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    • 29th Mar 2011
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    hi guys sarah that was soo funny thats the kind of stuff i do lovin ur honesty keep it real you sure you didnt fancy the guy princess stumble hmmmm thankyou for you story ill show all these stories to ppl i know in biz im in airport going back usa micky spreading the lovx

    • 29th Mar 2011
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