I need cheering up!
Ok, so I came back to uni today and there is a letter waiting for me from the National Youth Theatre which I audition for back in Feb and I didn't get in even though the audition went really well and the auditioner said it was a good audition so can some one please tell me a funny story or a joke or something to cheer me up!
Dyslexsic walks into a bra....
did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog!
How do you make a dog drink?
Put him in a blender...
How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One. One Two. One. One Two...
Ha all thoose where really funny! thanks guys but keep them coming!!
xox
A pygmy clairvoyant escapes from jail. The next day's headline in the newspaper reads:
Small medium at large.
Not a joke about actors but I thought it was funny. (Heard it on the radio today). Little sister says to elder brother "Where did we come from?" Elder brother sits sister on knee and tells her everything -birds and bees, the lot, including all gory details in between. He then looks at little sister whose face looks like 2 boiled eggs and a pork pie, and asks her "Did that answer your question?" She replies "Not really - my friend Susan said she came from Liverpool" (Boom boom)
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