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The snow is thick outside ... my car hasn't moved for 8 days, perhaps a folly, living at the bottom of a fairly steep hill. All the lanes are blocked so ... log fire blazing merrily, I'm sat here, not quite contemplating my navel, but my socks !!. Something quite mysterious is afoot, if you'll pardon the expression. So, in the words of The Man In Black, Mr Valentine Dyall, pull your chair up closer to the fire and turn the lights .. down .. low ...
I have noticed that when I put on a pair of socks, even new from the packet socks .. within a few minutes I find that the heel is now atop my instep !!.
Now.. does that mean cosmic forces are at work ... perhaps telling me to re-trace my footsteps, or am I walking back to Christmas unintentionally ??.
Is it possible that the next Christmas I see, will be a re-run of this God-awful Christmas ??.
Now I am a great believer in Newton's third law of motion ... For ever action, there's an equal and opposite re-action. As an Actor it is the foundation stone of all acting ... so it comes naturally to me to think that the action of my socks is due to a re-action elsewhere ... or vice versa. But what that action was, or is, is beyond me. Mysterious ? quite !!!!.


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Every Night Something Awful?


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Near enough Mike .... meantime ... back to my socks, after pleasantly being interrupted.
I am thinking that the problem lies in the weave, as in the Warp and the Weft ie ... if the wight foot was woven with the Weft, then the weft foot was woven with the Warp. Scientific calculations have born out this theory, using different weaves ( plenty around, the trees dropped hundreds )
Wariations on weave technique threw up warious anomalies, such as wight foot integrating with the weft foot in such a manner as to weave little to the imagination. So much so, that our Miss White turned wed and weft the laboratory
... still pursuing experiments !!!.


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"Every night something awful"…Mike, I never knew you had sampled my wife's cooking!!!...hehe

Allan, Our Eli…Real name - Jack Casey (In real life he was Jimmy James nephew)

Dick Barton Special Agent…Ex Marine - Captain Richard Barton with his two trusted pals Jock Anderson and Snowy White. Where would our country be without these three hero's solving all sorts of crimes, and escaping from dangers untold. I loved the TV version from the late 70's starring that great actor Tony Vogel.

Allan, when I grow up I want to be Dick Barton…and everywhere I go be able to hear the theme musical…lol

Now here's a show stopper…during the late 60's/early 70's where was a guy who used to bang his head with a pub tray whilst singing a song called 'Mule Train'…Now for 10 points, the question is…What was his name?

PS…Don't do this at home…I can talk from experience…as a lad I tried this, and boy does it hurt…hehe


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Harvey Headbanger ?????


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Steve ... Toni will know, she cracks on it's her mother, but we know different.


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Toni Brooks
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Google as well :-))
Bob Blackman did the mule train. Oh I have to get out more!


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See what I mean ????


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Tony...you are smack on (Excuse the pun...hehe)

Bob Blackman A.K.A Tremont Blackman...was the man in question.

take a look at this...can you imagine the look on the face of the booking agent when he saw this for the first time!!!...and then can you imagine Bob's face when the booking agent said "That was great...I know just where this will fit in the show!!!"

Anyway enjoy...Muuullle Trrraaain..phwack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWJ6Yw2M9g&NR=1


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Toni Brooks
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Completely bonkers :-)) Loved it!


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The question at hand is about Allan's feet
Or more to the point it's his socks…so un-neat
It's all to do with the way that they sit
While he's sat by his fire, he thinks it's the knit

Is it Warp or Weft? It's the question he believes
It can't be much else, it must be the weave
The alternative for Allan is to dire to think
Hence his reason for asking his friends with some ink

His pal's did their best, to ponder the thread
But has much as they tried, it went over their heads
So we are left with the question so onerous
And hope that the socks are still odourless

True to our word we will keep on the task
Allan, you know that we will, you don't need to ask
Whether it's your socks or your foot, it's no matter to us
But we can see Allan, why it's so mysterious


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Toni Brooks
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The thing to ask is - has this always happened or is it a recent phenomenon? If it has always been this way, then the obvious answer is that Allan was visited at birth by a fairy godmother with a wicked sense of humour. Otherwise, the only other logical conclusion is that he ignored one of those ladies selling white heather and he's been 'spelled'!


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Visited at Birth ??? ... my Dad always said that he kicked over a stone ... and there I was. I always believed that, until some kind and very friendly lady showed me the error of my belief.
I've wandered around in a perpetual daze ever since.


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Steve ... such lyricism ... you've been at the Shakespeare again, haven't you ??
Over indulging ... you know it's 90% proof ... you little devil !!!


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Thank you, Allan…you are most kind, 'As You Like It' I might do you another

Personally, it was 'Much Ado About Nothing' in fact 'Measure for Measure' it was more like a 'Winters Tale' as we were close to the 'Twelfth Night' of January…You could say it was a 'play' on words…the poem title by the way is 'Taming of the Shoe'

It took me hours, it was a 'Love's Labours Lost' and sadly it's full of 'A Comedy of Errors'…but never mind 'All's Well That Ends Well'

Cant stop…got some friends coming round (we are popping to the local 'The Merry Wives of Windsor') there's 'Troilus & Cressida' Antony & Cleopatra and Romero & Juliet ('The Sonnets' were due to be here to…but they went down with a bad case of 'Coriolanus')

Anyway Cheers for now…just going outside to smoke a few 'Hamlet's

P.S…Who's Shakespeare???


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It can safely be said that this is all a generation or two before my time, and doesn't mean a great deal to me, but even I know of 'Dick Barton' because there was, I believe, a (brief) 70's radio revival by the BBC which was later reproduced as purchasable cassettes of which I was lucky enough to have a copy as a kid (see, I may not be one of the post-war generation, but even I am old enough to make some of the twenty somethings on the forum scratch their head in wonder at the idea that people did once listen to recordings on tape cassette!;)). I think the 'new' recordings (although they used other vocal talent) were based on the original material, and I used to think it was brilliant, with its last minute escapes, rascally villians, and meglomaniac plots, so clearly the writers did something that held successful appeal even several generations later.

In recent years, Phil Wilmott had some stage success with adaptations of the Dick Barton 'franchise', which are, by the standards of a lot of stage comedy, pretty funny in my opinion, but, sadly, had to be presented in a kind of 'post ironic' manner to the audience, as a send-up of all manners 'stiff upper lip' and 'heart of oak', rather than a truly affectionate homage to the spirit of the originals - clearly, the feeling was that this just couldn't 'read' to a modern audience. I think the recent revival of 'The 39 Steps' (which has otherwise been massively, and justly, well received) did something similar, which seems a pity as the original, Hitchock's great adaptation etc. generate such rewarding uses of the material by playing things straight (or, at least, straight-ish). Tastes change, I suppose - or, at least, everyone assumes they do.

One interesting thought that struck me about this thread, on the other hand, was that this is the sort of education that most young actors miss completely in the modern industry because of the decline of rep. I actually find it very interesting when performers of different generations, who grew up with different cultural references and different performance traditions, can get to share anecdotes, memories and perspectives. It sounds like it was one of the great gifts of rep, and a way in which certain traditions etc. would be passed on down the generations. I know a little about who Max Wall was, for instance, but even I know him more for some memorable performances in Beckett plays near the end of his life, rather than for his original post war career. It seems to me a pity that less and less young performers gain an insight into these important and innovative predecessors who entertained and enlivened the lives of a great many people in the years before they were even born, and the traditions, ideas and routines they helped to bring into the profession.


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When icicles hang by the wall,
and greasy Steve doth keel the pot .


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As usual, well put Lee. the 'Younger' generation have indeed missed out on an era of fabulous comedy in showbiz. But then again, I thought that I'd missed out when I was younger, yet it was all happening around me !!!.


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Just to go back to your original posting Allan - you could try the same remedy that 'glamourous' ladies use to prevent revealing more of their cleavage than they want to, and that's toupee tape. You may know it by its alternative name, but I'm not going to mention that.

I get a different, but related problem, my shoes 'eat' my socks on the walk to the Tube in a morning. Any ideas, apart from the one I've suggested?

My favourite suggestion is 'stay at home'. Ahhh, if only!


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WOW who would have thought a simple question about socks could spark so much discussion!!


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The sock eating shoe ... straight out of Quatermass, Annie.
Iainy ... some threads, for some reason, have a tendency to let one use their imagination ... so we digress, and the result is , as you've seen, light hearted intercourse. Which is just what we need during this foul weather. Keep 'em rolling !!!!.


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