The next reality TV show.
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Graham Norton presents 'To Be or Not To Be' - the search for a Hamlet and Ophelia for the new RSC's productions. Each week the contestants perform tasks such as 'Who's mother is more attractive?' and the girls all try to drown themselves. (Whoever dies goes through to the next round). With John Barrowman, Denise Van Outen and a digitally re-created Laurence Olivier in the Lord's chair.
Well I think it has serious potential. Any thoughts?
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And now it's the actors. Well!! Good luck anyone that goes for it. I won't launch an attack on this modern take of the casting couch!! Just remember guys, if you're going for it, legs behind your ears and think of Glory!!!
(mutters several words that cannot be written down in a forum)
maybe the next show will be "crime in the city" , judging by feedback from everyone who answered link in industry news , what do think ?
um, I get the impression this was a joke? Bit confused by people's responses!
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Really? Oh lol, never mind then!! But it woudln't surprise me.
Bring back the fly on the wall documentaries that people watched and loved!! We were more respected when an audience saw the effort and hard work behind a show or film, and the theatres were full, there's no need for all this crap that on our tv right now. it's so unprofessional!!
I guess it was a joke, especially the dead one going through to the next round.
However the better show would be judged by Simon Cowell, Amanda Burton and the late great Marylin Monroe. The first 'task' would be to see who could prepare the best recipe for a multi topped pizza.
O00000000000000h, how exciting!!! And if you drown, do you get featured?!
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Ha! Emily I thnk your humour has escaped a few people here!! Off to stand-up lessons for you lady!
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Damn it, my sense of humour obviously doesn't translate well onto screen. I also have to wonder at the spelling errors - I was obviously knackered.
No more green room postings for me. Woe.
Awww Emily, had I not been discussing reality shows with another JUST BEFORE reading it, I would have gotten the HUGE hint of those that die goto the next round. Unfortunately I completely missread it!! :-(
It didn't help that someone had written NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! Underneath it LOL, I just went into anti-reality mode :-P
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I got it, just thought it was funny and if they could put it together, it would be on T.V now. I said NOT another one, because thats how it feels at the mo. LOL.
LOL Gary!! And to think it was you reply that got me on one ;-P
Sheesh do I feel sheepish!!!
I've got the lot for another tv show... you get someone to reply and appear in every reality show and film them going for one after the other. Their 'talent' should be playing comb and bog roll or something and they film the ups and downs of that person's emotional ride.
That person should be someone who immediately attracts your sympathy without actually engaging with them. More than that they should instantly makes you think of a small dog who trembles at loud noises....
Can anyone add to this?
I'm sure I could with some small thought, but I am too busy laughing at it right now :-)) Nice one Alan
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Alan!
Haven't we already got the dogs in our business already?
We suffer from COLLIEwobbles, some actors are "barking" mad, there are plenty of bitches,some are DOGmatic, plenty of dogged doggerel, a few often CURSe,we are HOUNDED, we get HUSKY...and...a few lucky ones become SHOW DOGS!
Best I can do when I'm spending Sunday afternoon in the dog kennel!
Even better why not get several people and film them doing this for every reality show. Some have absolutely no chance and one or two have talent but can't get over their nerves!
Wahaay! A Winner or what?
Sounds great Emily!!
Just sat at home...with another wkend of 'reality' crap tv.
( On a differnt note....Good to see you back on the forum Joan!!x)
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Why do I feel we are going to see Alan's idea on the ant n dec show thingy?
I may have to watch now just to see. LOL
Good one Alan.
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Of course Cameron MacIntosh missed out on a real coup with I'd Do Anything - he should have auditioned the Bullseye role! I wonder how many people would start honing their animal acting skills?
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