Too funny not to share
At temp job (!) And in cold calling am asked to call this name:
Igor Dragula
Serious.
A cross dressing Count who drinks blood with a hump?
Receptionist was in stitches.
Any other funny stories??
This profile has been archived
I AGONIZED FOR AGES WHETHER I SHOULD POST THIS ONE BUT IN THE END I SIMPLY HAD TO BECAUSE ITS TOO FUNNY. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE!!
A radio station in Germany has a weekly sketch which loves trawling the phone book for precisely such funny people's names then calling them on live air and basically having fun with them. Of all the ones I ever heard, this one made me laugh so hard, I had to pull off the side of the road for safety as I was driving to work.
Wie heissen Sie?
Herr Muschi
Und was machen Sie beruflich?
Feuchtigkeitsbestaendiger.
Translation:
What is your name?
Mr. Pussy
And what is your profession?
Damp proofing.
(The radio presenter had a field day! And frankly speaking, so did the rest of us! I had two people repeat the joke to me just in one day:-)
My mum worked at an insurance company where one of the clients was called Fuk Yu Wang and another Pratap Reddy Digireddy!
I worked at a mail order/phone order catalogue type place years ago
and one customer who kept popping up on my screen, i always remember finding her name humerous...
Mrs Botumcuac
pronounced "bottomquack"
The head of Emirates Airlines IT department is a Mr. Shithole! I kid you not!
A German journalist who called the press office where I used to work was called Fanny Misfelt (not sure if that's how it was spelled but that's how it sounded)
My sister used to work with a woman called Shelley Smit.
You must login as a candidate to participate in the forum.
Please note: Messages written in the forum do not represent the views of The Mandy Network, nor have they been vetted by The Mandy Network staff.
If you read something which you believe to be offensive or defamatory, please contact us and we will take the appropriate action.
