Worst line of dialogue you've ever had?
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Hi gang - Just thought of this thread.
Come on, make me cringe.
Mine was in EMMERDALE. Get this for clunky exposition: "Its not every day a cocaine-addicted peer of the realm flees the country leaving a servant girl dead in a car crash" In one bladdy sentence.
You can see the clip on my profile.
Any more dreadfuly shoehorned expo lines to offer? Anyone had the classic "My lord, your carriage is outside?" Or one of those lines that said out of context sounds utterly hilarious??
~"that boots not gentle madam therefore you must go!"
obviously not a bad line as twas shakespeare but I really loved saying "that boots not!"
always made me giggle!
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'there's been a fire, a cot in flames' was pretty special, particularly as - with the addition of a middling 'Northern' (tm) accent - it sounded a lot like Debbie Chazen's strapline in Titty Bang Bang: 'she's gotta knife'...
Well, my friends thought it was hil-arious.
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I think the most absurd line of dialogue I've ever heard is in Max, the 2001 biopic about Hitler as a young art student living in Vienna.
After a tedious rant about racial purity and vegeterianism, the art dealer Max, played by John Cusack, turns to young Adolf, played by Noah Taylor, and utters the immortal line:
"Hey Hitler! Let me buy you a glass of lemonade!"
It just sounds so wrong, I laughed for hours... but the film is actually quite good. However, it also contains this other dodgy bit of dialogue:
"You're an awfully hard man to like, Hitler, but I'm gonna try, because if I've learned anything over the past four years, it's that we all shit the same, screw the same, and die the same."
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Favorite stage direction from panto:
"Princess pulls Jack off"
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"C'mon hurry up! We haven't got all night- Big Brother's on in a bit. OOOO...John McCririk in his undercrackers...mmm!"
always got images of my castmate's skiddy y-fronts when i said it. sorry to lower the tone but i had to get it off my chest.
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The balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet- the panto!
Juliet- "Oh Romeo, don't they know they'll kill you if they find you climbing my bush?!"
Got me every time!!
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Ibsen. Did the wild duck sleep well last night?
Something like that, I've tried to erase it from my memory with only partial success.
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