If you have unearthed the Gooseman and the Captain so quickly Rebecca you ARE a super sleuth!
Although I'm dying to know, I think the two gentlemen in question would appreciate some time to "Rambo" their bodies before they are revealed in all their glory!
So, you were old enough to go to concerts in the 70's?
Well, Captain, I think you might just have given away the fact that you are no young stud by the whole "buff,yo" comment!!!!! That smacks of adult trying to be a juvenile! But you certainly made me laugh! One more clue to add to our files methinks, Watson!
I'm sure you're incredibly buff, Captain, I'm sure you would only need time to polish your perfection! How could I imply otherwise? Likewise the Gooseman - he merely needs a quick preen and fluff up of feathers, I'm sure.
Lewis, your tone is similar to both protagonists' postings. I'm thinking it might be you and you could be using this as an opportunity to plug your wares...
Perhaps I am way off kilter.
Miss Corbett, I am afraid that you are way off kilter. But then I would say that wouldn't I?
Damn it! (oooh, Gooseman has just used an exclamation mark but thankfully it is just the one and comes in under the excessive use of capital and punctuation radar so his feathers are for once, untouched.)
Dam it - enough of these shenanigans. Your questions probe at my coat with the force of a thousand emerald encrusted daggers, stolen from the mighty Pharoah's of old, transported through time on a time machine vehicle thingy, and thrust into the poor unsuspecting Gosseman and his Captain, a duo who only try to influence the world for the better, to motivate and encourage, to captivate and confound in equal measure! (steady now...)
And yet (Gooseman ponders for a tiny moment, his fore-feather tickling his soft beak.......and then he turns to The Captain, that stallwart figure of solidarity in his life...and he smiles, a gentle, happy smile as he realises that at last the two of them can feel accepted.)
For this we humbly thank you all very deeply.
(take a moment, look to the sky, and smile)
Now back to the guessing cus i reckon you were getting mighty close back there (wink wink and a nudge nudge)
I am not sure what I have started here - after all it was an innocent posting in the "Directions Please" thread where it all began.So, please, CCP admin, don't stop the education (fun!!) we're having. It is giving all of us thespians a rare chance to embrace the wonderful ramblings of two rare characters from whom we mere mortals can learn so much. Please do not deny us that knowledge until our mystery is solved, our learning complete and our friends embraced!
Lewis, you are the super sleuth, your powers of deduction are beyond compare - unfortunately, you will now need to dye your hair blonde and wear a skirt for eternity as it was down to the blonde brigade of femininity to solve this mystery!!
Now I understand why Becs felt she was beginning to fall for the Captain!!
As a newcomer to these forums I am hoping that my innocence on the "rights and wrongs" of forum posting will soften the hardened hearts of the admin team and they will humour a blonde who is sturggling to understand what life is about simply because of the colour of her hair and understand her need to enrich her life experiences at the hands of the Captain and Gooseman!
The Captain, that fine sea-faring man is a friend of Nessie - don't add him to your witch hunt too!
(Gooseman suddenly turns, his tail feathers twitching ominously in the gentle breeze of the air conditioning unit installed by his faithful companion The Captain. Gooseman has seen this before and he knows that something is amiss. Something is rotten in the state of their Denmark. His tail can feel it and now his soul has risen to the message and his intuition riddles his mind with concern. So many questions rush through his tiny mind that twere he to open his beak to explain his musings then the questions would tumble from his soft palette like boulders in a landslide. Yet one, small notion speaks louder than all others. One insipid idea survives the cacophany of all else...and now Gooseman shudders as he hears it for the first time crystal clear. It says, "Gooseman and his brother The Captain are perhaps not rubbing everyone up the right way. There may be trouble ahead. There maybe banishment on a menacing horizon.......the Captain is off on a mission so secret that even he is unsure as to its intricasies and so Gooseman has no way of working this out with his confident - his conscience extraordinnaire. He wonders if anyone out there can shed light upon his dilemma and ease the pain - the fear that the duo may once again be shunned by the autocratic powers that smudge the honour of this world. Is help out there?)
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