Love Ranch - maybe it should've been called Sex Farm ala Spinal Tap

Guy Press
Actor

Dame Helen Mirren's new film 'Love Ranch' won't be showing in UK cinemas after it flopped at the US box office.
The actress plays a brothel madam in the period drama, which was directed by her husband Taylor Hackford.
Costing a reported £10 million to make, it only took around £90,000 in ticket sales during its first month in the US.
A studio executive said, "It's a disaster."
Because of its poor box office showing, Hollywood insiders told the newspaper that the film will go straight to DVD in the UK.
It will come as a huge disappointment for Mirren, who spent time with prostitutes in a bid to play Nevada madam Grace Bontempo. She also posed nude for New York magazine to promote the film.
Set in the 70s, the film, which is based on true events, tells the story about Bontempo and her husband (Joe Pesci) running the first legalised brothel in Nevada.
Critics have been unkind to the film, with New York Press calling it "accidentally hilarious" and The Hollywood Reporter stating, "'Love Ranch' struggles to make a meaningful drama." Slant Magazine also blasted its "laughable dialogue" and "overwrought events".

Well if it's Comical at least it's ticking some boxes!! If Expensively so @ $10mil !!


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Lee Ravitz
Actor

Interesting...don't know anything about the background of the film, and it would certainly be a fascinating product if it turned out to be *truly* atrocious, but my suspicion is simply that it's a bit also ran, and the critics have decided to wheel the big guns out because a) it stars such well known talent b) it was, to a degree, a vanity project and c) it has cost a LOT of money to make and showed appalling returns (by Hollywood standards, at least).

As far as it goes, it sounds like it revolves around 'worthy', if relatively uninspiring, subject matter, has drawn upon sensible casting (whether or not Mirren is perfect for the role, I would assume she had a decent stab at it, and calling Pesci in to do something set amongst the underworld in the 1970's is clearly a no brainer), has been diligently researched etc. etc. I would still imagine that this is the type of material I wouldn't expect to be attracting audiences in their droves because it probably lacks most of the elements that actually entice an audience to a crime drama (such as brutal murders, gang politics, betrayals, police stings etc. etc.) and sounds like it is veering much closer to the mode of worthy fictionalised biopic. Indeed, in genre terms, it may well fall between two stools - being nowhere near violent enough for the action loving crime story aficionado, and perhaps too gritty and remorseless for most fans of biopic. But this is just guess work, going on say the prototype casting brackets Mirren and Pesci would fill respectively; as I said, I don't know anything about the actual film!

Still and all, I hardly think that this film should have been slated to be a phenomenal box office smash that was going to beat all other takings this year - it's hardly an Inception or Toy Story 3, by the sound of it. So, I suppose my conclusion is - fair enough, it's a flop, but I would have thought critics would have cut a film like this more slack in the first place. Or something.


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Guy Press
Actor

It probably is a very worthy story but if put together as poorly as has been hinted - it's an expensive mistake. £90k for a months takings after spending £10 mil.....
It's no Toy Story 3 or Inception but that was obviously never it's market but a £9,900,000 odd loss....

Still it's got to be seen - only to find out if it is, as comical / bad as has been made out....

Perhaps the critics were indeed watching in the wrong frame of mind.... they were expecting The Queen 2

Best to all!


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Lee Ravitz
Actor

I think you're right, Guy - although it sounds more like 'The Queen' meets 'Casino' - guess it seemed like a good option on paper !


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