Father Christmas
Just cant face the thought of being father christmas.Im not booked for my usual role of Panto villain this year,but Im afraid making children happy goes against my religion.
Nothing brings a bigger smile to my face than a child cowering in the front row as I stride out onto the stage.
Being nice to everyone at christmas is my idea of christmas hell.Humbug
Watch out for me then Barry. I'm the one who goes round pinging the beard - Oh you'll be so glad I came. Watch out Alan B !
Come to think of it, with parent's like me who needs the children - Hey David!
OMG listen to me. I'm a lady. I'm sure you're all very good and genuine santas and I promise I won't ping anyone's beard.
All the best x
slightly off-topic but your subject caught my eye...
anyone have a Father Christmas-esque act? I'm organising a party/cabaret - 'Fezziwig' - in aid of war-child in a festive pub this December and would love a Santa joining us. No pay, but mince pies and good cheer will abound. Short films, music & banjos are already signed up.
Jen
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