I've hit that low again

  • Kathryn Debbage

    Actor

    Hey guys,

    Im having one of those days... You know the ones... why do I want to do this... am I good enough, I want a job... give me a job.. PLEASE ANY ONE!! A JOB NOW!!!

    So, does anyone know any good jokes to cheer me up? please?

    Kathryn xx

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  • Andrew Lawden

    Actor

    paris hilton !

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    I bought myself a new roll on deodorant today. The instructions said " remove top and push up bottom"......

    I'm still in casualty.

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Iain Peacock

    Actor

    Perhaps you could be her new British best friend! Or maybe you've got more talent, integrity and intelligence to go for something so shallow that an amoeba couldn't drown in it!

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    Kathryn if it's any consolation.....the number of auditions I have been to in January....Zero.!! x

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one, Glen. I haven't done anything this month, which is driving me crazy. It's so difficult. It makes me depressed, angry, frustrated whn nothing is happening for me. I question everything.

    On a lighter note....

    I keep getting my space and facebook mixed up.....I keep asking people to come on my face !!!

    Hope that isn't too offensive lol

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Kathryn Debbage

    Actor

    Me loves it!! Thanks guys, I new I could count on you guys to understand and make me laugh. Keep 'em coming! xxx

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    Thanks for that Sarah!! I've just spat coffee all over my computer!

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Nathan Masterson

    Actor

    How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. 1 to call a techie and one to moan that they're not lit properly......I'll get me coat.

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Kris Haddow

    Actor

    Well the convicts caught on CCTV bungling their escape made me laugh today:

    news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7857469.stm

    Make sure you have something nice for dinner, that always cheers me up!!

    K

    x

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Dolidh Young

    Actor

    *hugs*

    www.icanhascheezburger.com - always cheers me up. xx

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Rebecca Tromans

    Actor

    What's E.T short for???

    Because he has little legs!

    (-:

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Alan Brent

    Actor

    Why do African Elephants have Big Ears?

    Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Nathan Masterson

    Actor

    Not a joke as such but it may raise a giggle. When I rejoined Equity, I found that some blighter had nabbed my name. So I chose Nathan Masterson. Nathan is what my Mum wanted to call me, and Masterson as it's a Family name on my Dad's side. All my friends have pointed out that it looks like I've named myself from the two male leads in Guys and Dolls. I'm brushing up on my eyes, tits and teeth and my jazz hands as we speak. Oh, and a jelly baby for anyone to guess my real name.

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

    30, 29 to work out how to do it and 1 to say "that should be me up there"!

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Torya Winters

    Actor

    Erm, Nathan, would it be Aaron Kelly? :D

    • 29th Jan 2009
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  • Nathan Masterson

    Actor

    . . . . . Yeah. humph. Was saving that Jelly baby for supper too!

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  • Paul Newbery

    Actor

    yes it's been creakingly quiet in manchester too.aaron is better than elphaba elliot,that's what i was going to say.

    A director is screen testing Sylvestor Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

    Stallone says "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart"

    So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says "Arnie, who would you like to play ?"

    And Arnie says "Ah'll be Bach!"

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    a scientist conducts an experiment to see if dogs mirror the qualities of their owners.

    an architects dog is brought into the room where a pile of bones is laying on the floor, and it immediately assembles them into a tiny pyramid.

    a mathematicians dog is then led in,and arranges them so that they spell out a complex algebraic formula.

    finally an actors dog is hauled in. it eats the bones ,shags the other two dogs and asks if it can go home early.

    • 29th Jan 2009
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    Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

    Because property is theft!

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    Don't worry - it's been so quiet that I'm actually looking forward to a phone call from my mother!

    • 30th Jan 2009
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